Stop What You’re Doing and Look at These Dog Napkins

Hey! What are you doing right now? If you’re working at a desk, stop. If you’re eating food, put it down. If you’re driving or performing surgery, stop looking at your phone, you nut.

But if you’re doing anything else at all, press pause (pretty please), and look at Dallas-based Wisteria’s newly restocked “Best in Show” napkins embroidered with dogs. There are dachshund dogs. There are schnauzer dogs. There are poodles and King Charles Spaniels. They are adorable and wonderful and you should have them. Especially because they are 40 percent off today only. (The promo code is “woof,” naturally.)

You may now return to your regularly scheduled activity. Thank you for your time.